Recognition?Recognition.....?I have this here to make sure I have some quotes which arent from Albert Einstein-Albert Einstein, I mean Charles Platt, yes, thats exactly what I meant.....So Mister Smarty Pants Pit, how do you suppose we get in?Well Phil, it looks as if there is a hand recognition thingy behind this voice thingyOh and for those who are wondering why the two didnt just go past the robot thingy to get to the hand recognition thingy, its because I change this storys plot and story line slightly every single chapter, and I cant be bothered to write every chapter again so that it coincides with the future chapters. Good enough for you? Oh and also for those who were wondering where Ive been for the past two chapters in which if you didnt realise I didnt appear in, its because I was watching the Matrix, yeah, the Mat
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?</b>Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction-Albert Einstein</b>IVE FINALLY DONE IT! IVE DESTROYED THE WORLD!*fake audience laughs*Well done Zorc! You can has a cookie now!*fake audience cheer*...........and, CUT! Thats a rap people! Season 1,526,071 of Zorc and Pals is finished!'
..can we go home now?NO! We must start filming season 1,526,072!And now for something completely relevant.Hey Pit, before we enter this obviously evil and obnoxious looking skyscraper which will most probably lead to our death or annihilation let it be known to the world and reality that I, Phil, love you beyond my wildest dreams and I want to b
What the HellWhat the hell</b>All we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream-Edgar Allen Poe</b>Well that was weird PitWhat was?We didnt say anything for a whole chapter!Oh yeah, we didnt.....SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER!Now now Pit, we can get this whole chapter to ourselves thenYey!So, where were we, that was it, heading towards a skyscraper that obviously is going to end up with us is a coma or unconscious or something like thatNo......>.....of course notLets go thenYes, letsYes, going would be goodGood be goingThen letsWe shallYesLet&
The Great MagicianThe Great MagicianInsanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results-Albert Einstein</b>And now for something that wouldnt fit into the last chapterhttp://www.wikihow.com/images/d/da/SunPosition_979.jpg
NNUURRRRRDDNUURRRRRDD!!Be nice to nerds. Chances are youll end up working for one-Bill Gates</b>Okay. Now lets come out of reality and back to Charles matrix of a reality.The two talked.Ahhh.....the universe, it makes you feel small doesnt itPhil, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis makes you feel small(OH EM GEE I SPELT THAT RIGHT FIRST TIME! )Pit, thats not a wordAnd what makes you think that!Well, *looks up* its longer than antidisestablishmentarianism though, and thats the longest word in the dictionaryWhen I said that their ability to look up at what was written would be useful, I didnt quite imagine this.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is a word Phil, face itFine then, what does it mean?
Everything Mr.Grey WantedEverything Mr. Grey wanted and more!</i>Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be. - Fannie Brice</i>Stop. I thought. The blood rushing to my head. Is this true? Can this possibly be? Is it really that of which I kissed a boy? No.....but, yes. It felt so right.His cold, innocent lips, softly touching mine.....no...NO...yes.....I think to myself as he gently caressed me, touched me, cared for me. Did he want it? Does he want it?I had to know. It was almost my duty to find out.I had to.And soon.Pit? he asked. Youre almost done now.....Okay, thanks! I replied.Hmm, Im hungry, you?Im rather peckish too actually I modestly answered.Kay then, well need to find some grub though, cause all the Sauerkraut got left in the boat...
OriginalityOriginality</b>Logic will get you from A-B. Imagination will take you everywhere-Albert Einstein</b>PIT!What?What was that! .>What was what?That.....noise!Phil, there was no noise.....Oh right.....Its my ipod.....sorry! Wait, you have an ipod? Since when!Oh it was just a birthday present from my gra...WHAT DOES IT MATTER?Well.....I want one.....V.VAnd as Phil was discussing with Pit about Pits birthday *wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more*, I, the author ponder about what to write.....hmm......Err, Phil, Im just going to excrete my faeces down over by that tree, the one that looks like Michael Jackson Whats that, like, the third ti
The answer to the question.The answer to the question that I, the author made the slightest reference to a question in the previous chapter</i>Its chapter 6, enjoy it while it lasts-QuintonCharlesYes