Witty Chapter? LARKS VOMIT.I couldn't think up a witty chapter for this title</b>*Charles is shot.....Charles is shot again.....Charles shoots himself for the third time*- QuintonCharles</b>It makes perfect sense.Pit, our angelic little hero has just woken up, with a somewhat startled wake, as to find a giant chocolate bar. Oh wait, it's Phil....."Phil, wake up"Said Pit, nudging the dirt off of Phil's face."Urrggh"Now one may presume that a certain Phil would crack and go mental at the state of what he and his surroundings are, or get angry, more importantly the former part of what I just said, so what stops me? Did you think I wouldn't do that?"Morning alread-WOAHOLYSHITAKIMUSHROOMSCHEIßE""Oh come on Phil; it's not that bad! After all, I do quite like Rocky Road!"*insert generic gigglesqueal thing*"Well Pit. What an interesting day this has been so far""Indeed I agree""Do you know why I'm not going crazy?""Why's that?""Because the
The MasksThe Masks</b>We cant solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them Albert Einstein</b>So our two epic adventurers get up and out of the mummy case after their many hours of wild, vigorous kissing.Hey Pit, whatja suppose we do now?Id say we get the hell out of this hellhole and find a way out, which in turn, completely defies all of our moral intents of coming into this skyscraper in the first placeIngenious!Pit walked about 10 metres towards the door whilst Phil followed. Lagging behind slightly, Phil noticed a slight shadow being cast in the corner of the dark room. He, being inquisitive, oh wait, no.....Pits the inquisitive one.....ah crap, well I cant be bothered to re-write this chapter so I guess Ill just carry on typing away, look at me go! I bet everyone in the librarys getting annoyed at me and my loud ty
TutunkhamenTutunkhamenIf its Gods will, who gets the money? Tony OBlimeyPHIL!!!!!Pit cried out in desperation for his friend, no where to be seen. He couldn't run; his trousers were too heavy, messy and awkward due to the previous encounter's results. He figured he may as well take them off, he continues to run around in search of his friend half naked, cold, and scared.Oh Lord, what have I gotten myself into!!Id say a right messPit messed the floor again at that comment, and continued to run half naked through this skyscraper place. He soon came across a door, which said Studio 42 on it, opened it, and lo and behold, it was a studio, a recording studio for that matter.Err.....hi?And who might you be?Im.....err, the N-Neurosurgical Transportation Operations M-Manager for M-Melon Flavoured Cereal Testing Devices.....?
Zorc and Pals IncorperatedZorc and Pals Incorporated</b>Im not afraid of death! What is it going to do? Kill me? QuintonCharles</b>NOW IM GOING TO DESTROY JUPITER!*fake audience legasp*Zorc.....WHAT DEARY?There wont be enough time to destroy Jupiter, remember whos coming for tea?OH YES! MY MOTHER!*fake audience OMG*But Zorc! She hates you! Still!*fake audience Aww*I should really tell Pit and Phil about you, but that would ruin the story.....so I wont!Oh and because Im terrible at describing the characters of characters, Im just going to say that Zorc is a big blue demon lawyer that likes to destroy worlds and the like.And Bakura (Yes, the one that talks to Zorc) is some evil maniac dude inside some little British kids body; if that makes sense to any of you.This En
The Benny Hill ThemeThe Benny Hill ThemeThis is the tune that goes well with chases in case youve forgotten-QuintonCharles</b>So as Bill, Elvis and The Beatles chased Phil and Pit through the corridors of the skyscraper because they stole his poop and hair raft, I conduct an orchestra to play this song;LINK TO SONG IN ARTISTS COMMENTS</b>What the bloody hell. What the bloody hell indeed.Anyway. So the chase stopped. Well actually it stopped when I was half way through the song because Bill found a Juniper bush and started to nom on it. But Phil and Pit hadnt realised this, and because it looked as if they needed a little bit of exercise, I just continued playing to try and trick them.It worked. Oh and I may have wanted them to run a kilometre carrying some old guys crap.....may have.And after somewhat 20 minutes of heavy breathing, they recover.So now what Pit?Id say we go through that heat sens
M3M3A chapter which is greatly influenced by the people who go to M3, yes, the room in-between the Jarvis house and the Music Block, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure that you do-QuintonCharlesPit, whats the likelihood of us escaping?Hmm, Phil, its a good question, but its probably as likely as randomly finding some guy called Bill in this skyscraperHi! Im Bill! Oh good Lord.....this story makes itself up, I hardly remember writing halfthe plot that seems to have assembled, apart from that, I think I mayactually have to use speech annotations or whatever you call them.....Err, well hello Bill. How.....err, pleasant to meet you.....?Phil exclaimed.Why howdy younguns!Bill sort of replied.....I guess.Err....Pit? This Bill fellas a little knocked up in the head.....
GenericGenericIn the world there are two kinds of tragedies. One is not getting what one wants. The other is getting it. -Oscar Wilde......well thats stupid because then.....OHHH.....thats what you meant to imply..... -QuintonCharlesHey Phil, this chaps called GenericOh crapYep, everything is genericOh good Lord here we go.....So the two grabbed the generic key and shoved it in the generic prison cell door and generic anime style twist the generic key and generically push the generic prison cell door and generically go through the generic prison cell door and generically run through the generic hallways in the generic prison cell area and towards the generic wooden door at the end of the generic hallway in the generic prison cell which is most likely in the skyscraper.....thats generic.Geez
Recognition?Recognition.....?I have this here to make sure I have some quotes which arent from Albert Einstein-Albert Einstein, I mean Charles Platt, yes, thats exactly what I meant.....So Mister Smarty Pants Pit, how do you suppose we get in?Well Phil, it looks as if there is a hand recognition thingy behind this voice thingyOh and for those who are wondering why the two didnt just go past the robot thingy to get to the hand recognition thingy, its because I change this storys plot and story line slightly every single chapter, and I cant be bothered to write every chapter again so that it coincides with the future chapters. Good enough for you? Oh and also for those who were wondering where Ive been for the past two chapters in which if you didnt realise I didnt appear in, its because I was watching the Matrix, yeah, the Mat
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?</b>Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction-Albert Einstein</b>IVE FINALLY DONE IT! IVE DESTROYED THE WORLD!*fake audience laughs*Well done Zorc! You can has a cookie now!*fake audience cheer*...........and, CUT! Thats a rap people! Season 1,526,071 of Zorc and Pals is finished!'
..can we go home now?NO! We must start filming season 1,526,072!And now for something completely relevant.Hey Pit, before we enter this obviously evil and obnoxious looking skyscraper which will most probably lead to our death or annihilation let it be known to the world and reality that I, Phil, love you beyond my wildest dreams and I want to b