The Great Magician

The Great Magician</b>

‘Insanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results’-Albert Einstein</b>

And now for something that wouldn’t fit into the last chapter




www.wikihow.com/images/d/da/Su…;<---look at it fool




So yes, you foolish mortals with your foolish brains and foolish reality cannot comprehend the science and complexity of Pit.

Yes, now anyway, you may or may not realized that I have included references to other stories in this book, the one with a lot of italics in it, and so I have been asked, yes asked to include a reference to a story.
I instantly said yes and so started to plan out the insanity, references and context that I will use.
Oh and if you foolish mortals with your foolish brains and foolish reality haven’t realized yet what ‘The Great Magician’ has anything to do with anything, you are indeed a foolish mortal.
Oh, did I mention that this is a reference to the modified version of ‘The Great Magician’.

So here goes:
‘Well, The Great Magician may be more random than story, which is unbelievable, is a ‘group’ project, whilst this story, the one with a lot of italics in it, is written by just ONE person, meaning that the insanity is not spread through three people, but one, so basically my insanity is driving me insane, you heard me, I’m driving myself insane because I’m insane!
*eye twitch*
And also all they did was modify ‘The Great Magician’, anyone in their left mind could do that!
Try it! Go to Wikipedia and click on edit, yes, that little hyperlinked button there.....little right, little lower, there, that one!
I mean, they had people turned into ‘sticky arses’ and talking out of them! COME ON!!!!!
It’s easy, have a look.
ORIGINAL: In typography, italic type (pronounced [ɨ̞ˈtælɪk] or [aɪˈtælɪk]) refers to cursive typefaces based on a stylized form of calligraphic handwriting. The influence from calligraphy can be seen in their usual slight slanting to the right. Different glyph shapes from roman type are also usually used—another influence from calligraphy.
NEW: In the democratic republic of guinea pigs, italic type (pronounced [week week] or [squeek]) refers to cursing faeces based on a stylized form of calligraphic toilets. The influence from calligraphic toilets can be seen in their usual slight slanting to the right (‘nuff said). Different poo shapes from moon toilets are also usually used—another influence from calligraphic toilets

See, it’s easy peasy.

THE MODERATELY SMALL PRINT:

<sub>‘The’, 'Great' and ‘Magician’ are copyright of, to, and even on Jacques Taffinder.
‘The Great Magician’ and ‘Jacques Taffinder’ are copyright The Random Fat Panda who has monkeyslugs and slugmonkeys worshipping him on an island somewhere in Edward Pitfields mind in a desert, whilst Wikipedia on the other hand, whoa, I’m not even going there, with their lawyers and their computers and their Wikipedia and their Wiktionary and their Wikisaurus and their Wikihouse and their Wikistreet and their Wikivillage and their Wikitown and their Wikicity and their Wikicounty and their Wikicountry and their Wikicontinent and their Wikiplanet and their Wikisystem and their Wikigalaxy and their Wikiuniverse and their Wikireality and their Wikiwiki and their Wikihawkings and everything else Wiki.
‘The Great Magician’, ‘Jacques Taffinder’ ‘The Random Fat Panda’ and all things ‘Wiki’ are copyright their respective owner, Chuck Norris.
If you dare touch, look, stare, meet, say, do, wonder, pee, think, think about thinking, poo or think about thinking about thinking about Chuck Norris, he will visit you during the night and roundhouse kick you so hard it will break the speed of light and send you flying out of the time and space compendium and resulting in you never existing.
Chuck Norris is copyright Chuck Norris.
Cheese and all its affiliates are copyright Charles.
The old wives tale that says that Chuck and Charles once fought in a battle ended up with the old wives being roundhouse kicked by a block of cheese.

By signing this paper you agree to the law that you cannot find Chuck Norris, for you see, Chuck Norris finds you.....to roundhouse kick you.
By signing this paper you also agree to the law that you can not not not not not not like cheese (I said like, not eat), if you say you do, you are lying and will be mind-crushed by Charles.</sub>










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