The Great MagicianThe Great MagicianInsanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results-Albert Einstein</b>And now for something that wouldnt fit into the last chapterhttp://www.wikihow.com/images/d/da/SunPosition_979.jpg
NNUURRRRRDDNUURRRRRDD!!Be nice to nerds. Chances are youll end up working for one-Bill Gates</b>Okay. Now lets come out of reality and back to Charles matrix of a reality.The two talked.Ahhh.....the universe, it makes you feel small doesnt itPhil, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis makes you feel small(OH EM GEE I SPELT THAT RIGHT FIRST TIME! )Pit, thats not a wordAnd what makes you think that!Well, *looks up* its longer than antidisestablishmentarianism though, and thats the longest word in the dictionaryWhen I said that their ability to look up at what was written would be useful, I didnt quite imagine this.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is a word Phil, face itFine then, what does it mean?
Everything Mr.Grey WantedEverything Mr. Grey wanted and more!</i>Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be. - Fannie Brice</i>Stop. I thought. The blood rushing to my head. Is this true? Can this possibly be? Is it really that of which I kissed a boy? No.....but, yes. It felt so right.His cold, innocent lips, softly touching mine.....no...NO...yes.....I think to myself as he gently caressed me, touched me, cared for me. Did he want it? Does he want it?I had to know. It was almost my duty to find out.I had to.And soon.Pit? he asked. Youre almost done now.....Okay, thanks! I replied.Hmm, Im hungry, you?Im rather peckish too actually I modestly answered.Kay then, well need to find some grub though, cause all the Sauerkraut got left in the boat...
OriginalityOriginality</b>Logic will get you from A-B. Imagination will take you everywhere-Albert Einstein</b>PIT!What?What was that! .>What was what?That.....noise!Phil, there was no noise.....Oh right.....Its my ipod.....sorry! Wait, you have an ipod? Since when!Oh it was just a birthday present from my gra...WHAT DOES IT MATTER?Well.....I want one.....V.VAnd as Phil was discussing with Pit about Pits birthday *wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more*, I, the author ponder about what to write.....hmm......Err, Phil, Im just going to excrete my faeces down over by that tree, the one that looks like Michael Jackson Whats that, like, the third ti
The answer to the question.The answer to the question that I, the author made the slightest reference to a question in the previous chapter</i>Its chapter 6, enjoy it while it lasts-QuintonCharlesYes
Turn Around, Bright EyesTurn around, bright eyes</b>Do you know how many times I listened to that song to write this? No? Well it was once-QuintonCharles</b>Hmmerrfgigigigiguhuhuhuhuhulolololololfifififififififgoodgoodgoodgoodgoodroflroflroflroflroflrofllawllawllawllawllawl.GOOD MORNING PHIL!! :3 ..............................Aww, he must sleeping!! ^_^ No Im not, Im just unconscious!!And as Phil danced around the beach in the way that only he would, I.E like a nutter in a comic sketch would, Pit was gazing blankly at the incredibly large, rather odd looking tower that said Zorc & Pals Inc on it (Im making this up as I go along by the way), so when Phil stopped dancing after finally realizing that Pit was looking the other way staring blank-faced at a distorted skyscraper, he just had to look for a reference
Crossing The LineCrossing the Line</b>Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, thats REALLY BAD for you-Unknown</b>So! Ive got my spammy spam, my regular Sauerkraut spam, a reflector spam and chicken wings, WHAT DONT I HAVE!! ^_^Well, Phil your oars are floating away....Wait, how are you talking again?.........................Ok, lets stop with the Super Smash Bros Brawl Taunts video from Youtube references, they make no sense, confuse the readers, are idiotic and do not help the plotline whatsoever basically making this last paragraph a waist of time, paper, ink and money.................Thats right Pit, Sauerkraut is disgusting......Thats it, Im going to lie down and forget that you ever said that.....And yes, it happened ag