The Benny Hill ThemeThe Benny Hill ThemeThis is the tune that goes well with chases in case youve forgotten-QuintonCharles</b>So as Bill, Elvis and The Beatles chased Phil and Pit through the corridors of the skyscraper because they stole his poop and hair raft, I conduct an orchestra to play this song;LINK TO SONG IN ARTISTS COMMENTS</b>What the bloody hell. What the bloody hell indeed.Anyway. So the chase stopped. Well actually it stopped when I was half way through the song because Bill found a Juniper bush and started to nom on it. But Phil and Pit hadnt realised this, and because it looked as if they needed a little bit of exercise, I just continued playing to try and trick them.It worked. Oh and I may have wanted them to run a kilometre carrying some old guys crap.....may have.And after somewhat 20 minutes of heavy breathing, they recover.So now what Pit?Id say we go through that heat sens
M3M3A chapter which is greatly influenced by the people who go to M3, yes, the room in-between the Jarvis house and the Music Block, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure that you do-QuintonCharlesPit, whats the likelihood of us escaping?Hmm, Phil, its a good question, but its probably as likely as randomly finding some guy called Bill in this skyscraperHi! Im Bill! Oh good Lord.....this story makes itself up, I hardly remember writing halfthe plot that seems to have assembled, apart from that, I think I mayactually have to use speech annotations or whatever you call them.....Err, well hello Bill. How.....err, pleasant to meet you.....?Phil exclaimed.Why howdy younguns!Bill sort of replied.....I guess.Err....Pit? This Bill fellas a little knocked up in the head.....
GenericGenericIn the world there are two kinds of tragedies. One is not getting what one wants. The other is getting it. -Oscar Wilde......well thats stupid because then.....OHHH.....thats what you meant to imply..... -QuintonCharlesHey Phil, this chaps called GenericOh crapYep, everything is genericOh good Lord here we go.....So the two grabbed the generic key and shoved it in the generic prison cell door and generic anime style twist the generic key and generically push the generic prison cell door and generically go through the generic prison cell door and generically run through the generic hallways in the generic prison cell area and towards the generic wooden door at the end of the generic hallway in the generic prison cell which is most likely in the skyscraper.....thats generic.Geez
Recognition?Recognition.....?I have this here to make sure I have some quotes which arent from Albert Einstein-Albert Einstein, I mean Charles Platt, yes, thats exactly what I meant.....So Mister Smarty Pants Pit, how do you suppose we get in?Well Phil, it looks as if there is a hand recognition thingy behind this voice thingyOh and for those who are wondering why the two didnt just go past the robot thingy to get to the hand recognition thingy, its because I change this storys plot and story line slightly every single chapter, and I cant be bothered to write every chapter again so that it coincides with the future chapters. Good enough for you? Oh and also for those who were wondering where Ive been for the past two chapters in which if you didnt realise I didnt appear in, its because I was watching the Matrix, yeah, the Mat
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?</b>Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction-Albert Einstein</b>IVE FINALLY DONE IT! IVE DESTROYED THE WORLD!*fake audience laughs*Well done Zorc! You can has a cookie now!*fake audience cheer*...........and, CUT! Thats a rap people! Season 1,526,071 of Zorc and Pals is finished!'
..can we go home now?NO! We must start filming season 1,526,072!And now for something completely relevant.Hey Pit, before we enter this obviously evil and obnoxious looking skyscraper which will most probably lead to our death or annihilation let it be known to the world and reality that I, Phil, love you beyond my wildest dreams and I want to b
What the HellWhat the hell</b>All we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream-Edgar Allen Poe</b>Well that was weird PitWhat was?We didnt say anything for a whole chapter!Oh yeah, we didnt.....SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER!Now now Pit, we can get this whole chapter to ourselves thenYey!So, where were we, that was it, heading towards a skyscraper that obviously is going to end up with us is a coma or unconscious or something like thatNo......>.....of course notLets go thenYes, letsYes, going would be goodGood be goingThen letsWe shallYesLet&
The Great MagicianThe Great MagicianInsanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results-Albert Einstein</b>And now for something that wouldnt fit into the last chapterhttp://www.wikihow.com/images/d/da/SunPosition_979.jpg
NNUURRRRRDDNUURRRRRDD!!Be nice to nerds. Chances are youll end up working for one-Bill Gates</b>Okay. Now lets come out of reality and back to Charles matrix of a reality.The two talked.Ahhh.....the universe, it makes you feel small doesnt itPhil, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis makes you feel small(OH EM GEE I SPELT THAT RIGHT FIRST TIME! )Pit, thats not a wordAnd what makes you think that!Well, *looks up* its longer than antidisestablishmentarianism though, and thats the longest word in the dictionaryWhen I said that their ability to look up at what was written would be useful, I didnt quite imagine this.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is a word Phil, face itFine then, what does it mean?