Fire, In the Hole

Fire; in the hole!!</b></u>

There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidence’-Vendetta.


Well, after an exhilarating day of the Bulimic diet, our two puke-meister friends head on across the ‘OVER 9000ft’ tall bridge to end the day with a grand finale; riding the ‘SuperFunHappyRide’ (The one inside the Skyworld sign) before Pit has to do his thing.

“Look at that!! Pure Architecture!! Genius!! Superb!! Ama……
“Phil, what did I say about the anomalies?”
“Oh, Sorry, it’s just…it’s just it’s so beautiful...”
, and as Phil was about to break out in tears, the operator of the ride called out the last run of the day.
“PHIL! THE OPERATOR OF THE RIDE JUST CALLED OUT THE LAST RUN OF THE DAY!!”
“But it’s only half six?”
“ROLLER COASTERS FINISH EARLY YOU DIMWIT! NOW GET OFF THE GROUND AND RUN”
(Editors note: Since when was Phil on the ground?)  
......Running......Running......
Ok Pit, we’ve got to do this, on the count of three; one...... two...... three;
REACTION SHOT!!
“DarkSideIncorperated will be annoyed if we don’t give credit, oh well,
SCREW YOU SHASTEALER2!!”

Anyway, the two were Reaction Shotting at an overflowing cubicle-‘nuff said.
It was foul!! It was like you got a disembodied pig fused together with a rejected Cloverfield monster design and put the creation in CERN to smash it against Pits Atomic Diarrhoea Nibbler Bowel Constipation Disorder
(ADNBCD)
Can you imagine that? I mean seriously, you must be sick minded to be able too imagine that—AAGGGHH!! I’M BLIND!!

And now for something completely different;





--INSERT BANANA--






After recovering from his seizure, the writer begins to write again;

Anyway, to cut a long chapter short the runny, bitty faeces flowed down the dirty path into the Carousels motor box.

“Oh dear Phil, the runny, bitty faeces are flowing down the dirty path and into the Carousels motor box!!”

“I Concur”

So, can you guess what happens when lumpy faeces mix with electrics?
Fire happens.

“Phil, we both know what happens when lumpy faeces mix with electrics!”
“Err, Fire Happens?”
“Yes......................RUN!”




--INSERT ATOMIC BOMB EXPLOSION--




Holy Cow, What do these people eat here!  Well, whatever it was it sure went off with a bang, a smelly one too for that matter.

......More running......More running......

ANOTHER REACTION SHOT

And just by chance there is a hole in the bushes
“Phil! Look, just by chance there’s a hole in those bushes!”
“Gee Pit, we can play state the obvious later, but right now we’ve got to run down that hole!”
“Yea, of course...why didn’t I think of that...”
“Because you have a poo-ing disorder”
“UP....DUB.....EB......BUD......What the hell has that got to do with anything?”
“Because you poo a lot-it screws up your head”
Lets leave them to quarrel, shall we?