1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Yes, couldn't sleep without!

2. Do you enjoy drama?
Yeah, though I'm not one of the best in the class.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
I'm a girly guy, does that count?

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
Err.....my mother probably.

5. Small or large purses?:
OH I JUST LOOOVE PINK LARGE PURSES. THEY GO WELL WITH MY LOOOOVELY ASS.

6. Are you short?:
Err, I'm around average in my class.

8.What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
Considering if it was someone at school (ALL BOYS SCHOOL) and it wasn't a teacher I'd probably flirt XD
_{Jokingly, of course.}

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
No, but they get dirty bloody quickly o_O

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Most times, same constume, don't usually actually go trick-or-treating.
FINAL DESTINATION.

11. Are you double jointed?:
Nope

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
If campsite isn't weird.....I guess, my bedroom floor is the weirdest!

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Does myself count?

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
Yes; apparently (this started in year 7) I have one hour a day in which I turn gay.
WHAT THE HELL MANNNN.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Err.....not that I know of? o3o

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
I'm a queer guy and I read it, you being homophobic beatch?

"X" Marks the spot:
[ ] I do wear make-up.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (ROFL)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. (I GOT IT WHEN I WAS A KID, 'KAY?)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing. (Yes, they really are)
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (I DON'T HAVE ANY _{not old enough, but I won't get any anyway P:}



Come on ladies, be truthful!
(I'm not a girl! I'm just a very queer guy! )

1. What colour is your bra that your wearing?
Black, I like black.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Brown is my preferred, pretty much.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
My brother? >_>

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
Not really, I don't have many (real life) friends

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.....? Some fat ugly bitch got with me and then broke up with me (both at school discos)
But what I love now? She's begging me to get back with her! I'm LITERALLY the best she'd ever get XD
But she screwed up that

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
It's crossed my mind to become a woman, but it really crosses every guys mind. It probably stayed in mine for about 5 seconds longer than the average boy's though

7. Do you like your life?
Not particularly......

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
YES. ALL MY BOYFRIENDS.....TAKEN AND RAPED.....BY HIM!!

*points*



9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No!

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
I have more boy friends because of my all boy school

11. How long have you had Facebook?
OH, SO YOU INSTANTLY ASSUMED I HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?
WELL I DON'T BETCH.
SUCK MY CO-

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yes. AND I LOVED IT

13. What are your biggest fears?
Not being there to imagine myself not being there (being either dead or not born to realise I wasn't born; it's a complicated paradox to imagine DX)

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Probably.....

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
No.

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”?
Not really, first time I've heard it actually

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yeah, but then my expectations get to high and I get let down D:

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sure why not |D

19. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah......I guess

This guy or that guy? Pick one.
Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Most definitely gangsta than punk/goth >_>

Preppy or Cowboy?:
Preppy

Face or Body?:
Ooo~ Well it depends if one was nice resulting in the other being fuck-ugly because of this question, then face. A good body is hideous when the face looks like my worst nightmare of a female face *COUGH*

Sweet or Sexy?:
One or the other, depends what mood.
Sexy for lustful and sweet for loving <3

Well-educated or Dropout?:
Well educated FTW.

Armani or Abercrombie?
You what?

City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
Err......just so long as this guy is gay it's okay with me
(not many gay guys are that great >3>

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?:
Grey sounds like a lovely colour <3

Contacts or Glasses?:
Glasses. I look weird without them. o3o

More Questions.
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Hmm......having the faintest idea because being a guy, I guess I'd prefer to put on mascara in the morning to make myself look 'good' xD
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: IT'S ALL THE SAME TO MEEEE (if they're stylists)
04. Skirts or pants?: Skirts for the win!
05. Socks or leggings?: Leggings ;D
06. Hoodies or jackets?: Depends what type, probably jackets.
07. Heels or sneakers?: Depends what occasion
08. Straight or curly hair?: I prefer straight for whom I'm attracted to, but curly for myself.
09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: I don't like earings!
10. White or black?: White.
11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: What? XD
13. Diet or regular sodas?: I prefer diet. Tastes nicer to me <3
15. Pearls or diamonds?: Diamonds?
16. Vintage or boho?: What the shit! Boho!?
17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: I vaguely know them and I say NEITHER.
18. Lindsay or Hilary?: NEITHER I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111one!!1
19. Ipod or cell phone?: Ipod!
20. Friends or family?: Both are equal for life, without family I'd be empty and without friends I'd be empty 3:
21. Lip gloss or Lip stick? Lip stick?! It's all the same to me.*black or pink to be precise ;D)
22. Manicure or pedicure?: WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE!
23. Tiffany’s or Chanel: WHO-----?
24: Peace or love?: Love without peace means that when rampage strikes it is resolved to peace, so isn't peace without love hard without the two being split from the situation entirely!?
25. Sunglasses or purses?: Purses.


In a guy...(again, bearing in mind I am a guy)
Funny or Serious?: Little bit of both (not too much on either side)
Cute or Hot?: Sweet or sexy practically, I prefer sweet for lovingness and sexy for sexual lust
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Doesn't matter. (so long as it goes with the hair colour)
Long Hair or Short Hair?: Mid-length.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: Straight.
Clean-cut or Rough?: Err.....rough but in a clean way? Like La Roux' hair, it looks rough and messy but in the sense that it's meant to look like that
Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Good singer, could sing for my songs
Jock or Rebel?: ?? Jock if it's the opposite of rebel
Smoker or Non-smoker?: Definitely non-smoker.
Druggie or Clean?: CLEAN. O3O
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?: I'd prefer a car, doesn't have to be sports car, just not a motorbike -3-
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: I prefer no beard at all. (You do realise that most of these are probably too mature for me to ACTUALLY answer PROPERLY)
Younger or Older?: Younger, more playful ;D But I'd prefer to be the older one in the relationship
Player or Loyal?: Loyal! Of course!